After a long egg-recession due to an unexpected 75% reduction of the Egg Plant workforce in May 2008 (aka our flock of 4 turned into a flock of 1 due to our friend's playful dog), we are operating at 75% egg-laying capacity as of today! Our single veteran layer, Feather (1 1/2 years old, Rhode Island Red), was joined by Frisbee (6 months old, Plymouth Barred Rock) and Peaches (5 1/2 months old Production Red) in boosting the backyard egg-conomy. When asked when she would "get in gear" and produce like the other hens, Penguin (5 1/2 months old, Plymouth Barred Rock) had no comment. We hope to see 100% egg-laying capacity within the next two weeks.
Please allow me to introduce you to a (first generation) Wright birthday tradition. Would you like a little history? When you have only one child, there's a tendency to spoil them, even by accident. I noticed this the first few Christmases after Aisling was born. While looking at our Christmas tree, I couldn't help but notice the "bare" space beneath it--the beautiful tree skirt was almost in full view except for a few brightly wrapped presents. Comparing this view to what we imagine a Christmas tree scene should look like (i.e. LOTS of presents and almost NO view of the tree skirt because of the overflowing amount of gifts-Have you watched any Christmas movies at all?) made me want to run to my nearest shopping center and buy things like a crazy woman on a shopping spree. Luckily, my good sense and logic won out, and I started looking for other more reasonable and viable alternatives. Does my child really need to have 20,001 gifts under the tree just so ...
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